maliciousmelons: Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
a slut in my class was talking out loud then this...
slut: omg my jaw hurts
quietest kid in class: then stop sucking dick
When your friend says a girl is staring at you. ....
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station,...
johnlock-consulting-husbands: meeeeeeoow: This is worth a reblog. I don’t care who you are or what kind of blog you have. This should always be reblogged.
herrschtick: the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it
I am not the first person you loved. You are not the first person I looked at...– Clementine von Radics, ”Mouthful of Forevers” (via waydowntown)
dimensiondancing: So a white woman told me today: I love that you let your hair grow wild and free WILD AND FREE WILD AND FREE